The Breath ....

This morning on the way to school, Jack proceeds to talk about how old he is feeling. Dana asks him why he feels so old and his response was, "I feel old today because my breath smells." Everyone laughs and they don't understand what he means so they ask him to explain it. And Jack says, "You know ... everyone that is old has really, really bad breath. So I feel old today because I forgot to brush my teeth this morning!!!" Altoid, anyone?!!!!!!! These kids are killing us!!!!!!!!!!!!