Just keep Tracking

I'm sitting here with Scott and he is laughing at me. For those of you who know me, I say random things that make absolutely no sense at all. I use words incorrectly. I mispronounce words at least on a daily basis. I reverse words and phrases all the time when I'm talking. I am determined to be an "abiding law citizen" instead of a law abiding citizen. I actually thought in my Aunt's car that the cruise control buttons that said ACCEL RES and DECEL SET was written in Spanish and English which is why I could not figure out how to "SET" the cruise control until I was driving back to my Aunt's work, which then I laughed at myself for the next ten minutes. I had no idea what MPH meant in the car until Scott explained it to me ---- which then I proved to him that most women do not know that so I called a friend and she didn't know it either. So if you are participating and reading my blogs and you catch all the things that he does, just keep tracking with me. And over my long weekend away with four other women of my gene pool, it is in our gene pool.!! We all do it. Every single one of us reverse our words, mix them up, use the wrong ones ... my Aunt tried to send with me snavel tracks in the car instead of TRAVEL SNACKS and she has her PHD! Things blow my other Aunt OUT rather than blow her AWAY! I finally was able to see where it comes from .... it is a gene pool mishap .... oh God .... what if Erica gets it?? So whenever you are with me and you hear it, just tell me you are tracking with me .... that was our phrase for the weekend....someone else would say something, one of us would start laughing and I would say, "it's okay ... I'm tracking with ya!!" And Scott is amazed that we can all decipher the language in the midst of it ...... it is like our own little female subcultural language!! Maybe the boys will get it, too .....