Time to Retire the Shirt

Well, as you can see, or can't see, this shirt used to be blue. This is one of Spencer's uniform shirts. Lately, he has been coming home filthy dirty. I'm not talking just a little dusty. I'm talking dirt under the fingernails and trashing his clothes DIRTY! I finally asked him the other day, "Son, what are you doing at school? Are you guys mud wrestling or what?" He came home today and this was the back of his shirt. IT kind of resembles someone that maybe sat on their butt and rubbed around on their bottom in the dirt. It is BEYOND salvaging .... another shirt bites the dust. I ordered him a pink polo at his request and I told him if he continues to trash his light colored clothes, I will be purchasing black and navy blue from now on, PERIOD!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!! BOYS!!!!!!!!!!