It's True ... I'm having an Affair

I never thought it would come to this really. I never saw it coming. It seemed so suttle at first. A friend is responsible for introducing us. I had no intention of this ever happening. I was completely content with life, satisifed and happy. The first introduction was nice. I got to know him and checked him out. I even did a couple of loads with him. He was nice of course. He was very easy to work with, handled great and had nice knobs and was even clever. And then I said good bye; we parted ways to never see each other again. I returned home to the same thing, the same way, over and over. I opened the lid, shut the lid, bent over to put the clothes in and I simply could not stop thinking about him. I became disenchanted with my current situation. After all these years, I was simply done. It was time for a NEW MODEL. And there was no stopping me. So I did it. All by myself, I sought him out. And he is MINE!

Okay, enough Harlequinn writing gone really stupid and bad ... you have to admit, you were kind of laughing and I bet when you saw the title, for a split second, you really wondered what this would say. Well, in a nutshell, this is my new love affair: it is called LAUNDRY! We finally caved in to the old washer we'd be using that was left in this house and Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Birthday, Anniversary, St. Patrick's Day and First Day of Summer to us. Imagine laundry actually being a joy. My favorite part? When the dry is done, it sings this cute little song. It just beeps in all these different sounds but I've put words to the song and it sings, "I am now all done so you can open me!" And on really adventurous days, it sings, "You are so beautiful to me; can't you seeeeeee?!!!!?" If it would only say my name ....... I now officially throw laundry parties. LOL!!!